Who and what are you?
ASHLEY, the drummer in THE FRANK AND WALTERS.

What part does music play in your life?
It's all consuming, everything I do is music-related. I need to find a hobby, like landscape-gardening - but I don't have the time!

What was the last song that touched your heart?
`All Over This Town` by THE UPPER ROOM.

Is there a song you wish someone had written with you on his/her mind?
`Last Of The Famous International Playboys` by MORRISSEY.

Do you have a favourite record at the moment? Which one is it?
THE ENEMY's new single: `Away From Here` and FIGHT LIKE APES new EP

If your music was something to eat - what would it be?
Something sweet, like a trifle, with ice cream of course.

What would be your first song on a mixtape for a person you got a crush on?
`Babies` by PULP.

If one of your songs was supposed to be in a movie-soundtrack – what kind of movie would you choose it to be in?
A Hollywood-Blockbuster about the end of the world, starring TOM CRUISE, ROBERT DE NIRO, AL PACINO, NICOLE KIDMAN, BRAD PITT and JULIA ROBERTS, and BRUCE WILLIS would have to make an appearance as an angel, this is all purely to generate royalties of course.

What song would you play to your best friend when his/her relationship just broke up?
Most HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT-Songs will cheer people up, and our song `Fight` has the lyrics “You deserve to be happy” in the chorus, very uplifting.

If you saw someone in a record store who is just about to buy your record – would you say something to him, and if yes, what would that be?
“Good Choice, would you like me to sign it for you?”